Post by Medeia on Dec 21, 2008 8:02:47 GMT -5
Yes, I watched the movie. What? It was my friend's fault! She came back form this place in this country called England and bought tickets! And she's still taller than me! Sucks to be five feet >.> Anyways, since the majority of the female population of OT are, quite frankly, EDWARD CULLEN LOVERS, I've decided to give off a review without any spoilers. Enjoy.
Yeah, so, uh, it was weird. Seriously. They could've at least used someone else to play Bella >.>
Edward Cullen:
Okay, he was a little strange when he walked into the sunlight and glittered. And his skin. My god it's paler than mine, and by that I mean he looks, well, dead O.o'
Bella Swan:
...No comment, except for the fact that she has my accent of a few years ago when I was forced to have all these American teachers. And I can soooooo see her eyeshadow. At least make it look more like tired eyes instead.
Carlisle:
My bosh, he's sexy. He just walked in and... well... I nearly choked on my chocolate Pocky stick.
Jasper:
I hyperventilated when I saw him. And that alone got my friend wondering about my sexuality. Another person to the list of suspicious people. But who would NOT hyperventilate at the sight of JACKSON RATHBONE WITH BLOND HAIR AND RED EYES?! KYAA!
Alice:
OMB SHE LOOKS LIKE MY DRAMA TEACHER! *Hides*
Emmett (did I spell that right?):
My first impression of him was a chimpanzee. Especially when he jumped on Edward's car.
Rosalie:
Anger issues. She's like having post menstrual syndrome all the time.
Esme:
I like her name. And her hair XD And this is something because so far what's-her-name from Paramore's the only redhead who turns me on.
Eric:
HE'S AWESOME! Justin Chon was so funny! Other than the fact that my second ex is called Eric, I'm fine by him XD LAPUSH!
Jessica:
...I didn't stare at her chest. Wow. Go me. Still, nice choice on the dress ^^
Jacob:
damn I WANT HIS HAIR! It's so soft and shiny and bouncy... *goes off to comb streaks*
Charlie:
Irony, irony, irony... okay, he's funny ^^
James:
He's such a stalker. But a smart one at that.
Victoria:
I only liked her at the end when she undid her hair. Sexy.
My overall conclusion:
Don't watch it while you're eating chocolate, especially if you love Jasper. And don't drink ANYTHING once you see Edward, Hera >.>
Yeah, so, uh, it was weird. Seriously. They could've at least used someone else to play Bella >.>
Edward Cullen:
Okay, he was a little strange when he walked into the sunlight and glittered. And his skin. My god it's paler than mine, and by that I mean he looks, well, dead O.o'
Bella Swan:
...No comment, except for the fact that she has my accent of a few years ago when I was forced to have all these American teachers. And I can soooooo see her eyeshadow. At least make it look more like tired eyes instead.
Carlisle:
My bosh, he's sexy. He just walked in and... well... I nearly choked on my chocolate Pocky stick.
Jasper:
I hyperventilated when I saw him. And that alone got my friend wondering about my sexuality. Another person to the list of suspicious people. But who would NOT hyperventilate at the sight of JACKSON RATHBONE WITH BLOND HAIR AND RED EYES?! KYAA!
Alice:
OMB SHE LOOKS LIKE MY DRAMA TEACHER! *Hides*
Emmett (did I spell that right?):
My first impression of him was a chimpanzee. Especially when he jumped on Edward's car.
Rosalie:
Anger issues. She's like having post menstrual syndrome all the time.
Esme:
I like her name. And her hair XD And this is something because so far what's-her-name from Paramore's the only redhead who turns me on.
Eric:
HE'S AWESOME! Justin Chon was so funny! Other than the fact that my second ex is called Eric, I'm fine by him XD LAPUSH!
Jessica:
...I didn't stare at her chest. Wow. Go me. Still, nice choice on the dress ^^
Jacob:
damn I WANT HIS HAIR! It's so soft and shiny and bouncy... *goes off to comb streaks*
Charlie:
Irony, irony, irony... okay, he's funny ^^
James:
He's such a stalker. But a smart one at that.
Victoria:
I only liked her at the end when she undid her hair. Sexy.
My overall conclusion:
Don't watch it while you're eating chocolate, especially if you love Jasper. And don't drink ANYTHING once you see Edward, Hera >.>